My Party Wand

by Bonesword

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Folk from all around the realm
Have gathered here tonight
Waitin' for the host of the evenin'
To get things started right

I put on my robe and wizard hat
Shadowboxing for a minute to get amped
Check my beard in the mirror, I'm ready to go
Let's do this; let's start the show!

Settin' the mood
With my Party Wand
All the Elves in the house
Wave your hands in the air, yeah

Castin' a Level 18 Disco Ball
Curse you all with the opposite of Petrify
So dance...

Mmm... Shake that ass!

Everyone out on the floor
Is bustin' crazy moves
There's a badass group of minotaurs
Tap dancing with their hooves

As I raise my wand high in the air
There's a magical breeze flowing through my hair
And I wish this party would never end
So it won't - 'cause Magic, Motherfuckers!

Settin' the mood
With my Party Wand
All the Dwarves in the house
Wave your hands in the air, yeah

Castin' a Level 18 Disco Ball
Curse you all with the opposite of Petrify
So dance...

Yeah - Breakdance!

Now tell me what is best in life
[Sleeping and all day and party all night]
My friends, it appears we're livin' the dream
An unstoppable party machine!

Settin' the mood
With my Party Wand
All the Goblins in the house
Wave your hands in the air, yeah

Castin' a Level 18 Disco Ball
Curse you all with the opposite of Petrify
So dance...

I... Don't even know what that is, but I like it! Alright!

Settin' the mood
With my Party Wand
Everybody in the house
Wave your hands in the air, yeah

Castin' a Level 18 Disco Ball
Curse you all with the opposite of Petrify
So dance...

Party on!
Yeeeah...

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released May 11, 2016

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Fun music inspired by stories and writing prompts from the Tales from the Tavern (and formerly Fantasy Fiction) podcast!

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